Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Is my dog possessed by demonic beings?

My chihuahua has a tendency to stare into space, as if viewing a rift in the time/space continuum. At times he growls at thin air, as though he glimpses grotesque demonic beings attempting to cross over into our world. Could he be possessed? Should I sprinkle him with holy water, or will that convert him into a monstrous hellhound eager to spill my blood?

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